You know you're a woodrose student when...
1. You carry a chapstick in your pocket and apply it twenty times a day.
2. The washroom becomes your chismis headquarters.
3. You complain when it's too hot; you complain when it's too cold.
4. There's probably more than one person in school that has the same top/jacket/dress/shoes as you that you got from Zara/Mango/Topshop.
5. You hate the thought of wearing your gala.
6. You go to confession regularly every week.
7. You space out during meditation.
8. You think that everything they sell in school is a rip off - sanitary napkins, soimai, Chuckie. DAMN STRAIGHT!
9. Right after a class, you hang out by the bench. Yes the Bench were all bonding happens...
10. You change the temperature of the aircon even though you're not supposed to.
11. You panic when the projector doesn't work before a presentation. This is why I bring my own LCD projector. hahahaha.
12. You're not allowed to photocopy notes in the school bookstore without a teacher's note. Hehe on more than one occasion, I've convinced the Ate to let me photocopy without a note. :D:D:D:D
13. You were a jacket to school just to prevent not wearing a sando.
14. You wear nailpolish to school.
15. You can't resist posing for a camera.
16. "Ayem veri happee..." Gotta love fr. Lisa!
17. You run away when you see Mrs. Aquino or Mrs. Adajar because a. you don't have sando, b. your nails are painted, or c. you're wearing ankle socks. ALWAYS ANKLE SOCKS!
18. You have your own table in the canteen and no one is allowed to sit there except your barkada.
19. You greet teachers but stop without even saying their last names.
20. On a day when you have school and others don't, you complain like there's no tomorow.
21. Whenever it's someone's birthday, you tell each of your teachers as they enter the classroom and sing Happy Birthday To You over and over to waste time.
22. The guard who won't let you out the gate becomes your enemy.
23. You're sexually inappropriate with your friends but swear you're not a lesbian. HAHAHAAHAH!!!
24. You bring your ipod and speakers and use it for playing music when there's no teacher -- never mind that P.E. was a few days ago. hahahahahaha
25. Your top excuse for begging of P.E. is dysmonerrhea.
26. You do something stylish with the team jerseys during P.E.
27. You strip in front of your classmates.
28. You can talk about your period (and more!) without blushing.
29. You eat your lunch during Recess and catch up on our homework or study for a quiz during lunch then complain you're hungry.
30. Your parents don't understand that you're practically nocturnal.
31. You know better than to argue with Ms. Frim because you'll just end up getting frustrated.
32. Your blouse and skirt have textile pain on it.
33. You sit (or lie down) on the teacher's table when there's no teacher.
34. You wear your skirt so low on the hips that the top of your underwear is seen.
35. You wear printed bras under your blouse.
36. You try to go to mass on the first Friday of the month.
36. You have worn the same uniform since the sixth grade.
37. You French your nails with Liquid Paper or paint them with highlighters.
38. You draw tattoos on your hand.
39. Your blackboard is actually a piece of plywood painted green.
40. A deck of cards is considered contraband.
41. You want to burn the SRA Box.
42. There's always a spare guitar in the classroom and you jam with your class when there's no teacher.
43. You don't really study during "study period". Instead, you roam around the school grounds - eating, camwhoring or making kwento.
44. You don't memorize. You "familiarize".
45. You nibble during H.E. cooking class.
46. Before interschool soccer/softball games or debates, your school team is the only one that prays before each match.
47. You say "Hello!?!?!" so many times in a day it's practically subconscious.
48. You have about three sets of classmates with the same names and a handful more with names that rhyme and quite a few with the same last names.
49. You call those silver clips "chuk-chuks".
50. When someone doesn't make sense, you go "Kroooo".
51. You can pray and sing in three different languages: English, Latin and Filipino.
52. Your collar is substitutied for tissue and table napkins.
53. You have mastered the art of dressing up in the classroom.
54. You simply stare at your teacher and raise an eyebrow when she says something stupid.
55. A regular day means having long tests, quizzes and suprise quizzes that turn your brain into pudding.
56. You pull an all-nighter just to finish a paper due the next day that was probably given a month ago. Always. It isn't a paper unless I did it the night before.
57. You share everything with your barkada.
58. You know the difference between Esse and Essence.
59. You watch TV shows on the projector. Gossip Girl, anyone?
60. You can't resist passing by one of those tinted windows without looking at yourself.
61. The teachers get mad when you sit unappropriately during class.
62. You go "mmmmmmm" a lot.
63. You don't get the point of writing a reflection after meditation when Ms K said that it was okay if we don't listen.
64. You bring two blue ribbons to school - one for your uniform, another to tie your hair with.
65. You sometimes come to school with Starbucks in your hand.
66. You call your friends "guys" even if they're not.
67. You've never experienced a fire or an earthquake in your years in Woodrose.
68. You speak faulty Tagalog.
69. You're not very good in basketball.
70. You get emotional over the littlest, stupidest memories of the "good old days."
71. You talk to your tutor like she's your best friend.
72. You spend so much time in the clinic, the nurse and Dra. know who you are.
73. You think drug tests add stress to your life.
74. You prank call people using the telephone in the registar's. GRADESCHOOL!!!
75. You go to the washroom to warm your hands in the hand drier.
76. You miss the vendo machine & the vendo queen.
77. You talk to your Filipino teacher in English and she doesn't mind. NOT WITH GNG!
78. You get so obsessed over UAAP games, TV shows and celebrities.
79. You vandalize the brick walls in the classroom.
80. You wear guys' shirts during Intrams practice.
81. You only look forward to being a junior or senior because of prom night.
82. You call the green tables "Rockwell".
83. Upon flipping over your collar, doodles, I-Love-____ 's, and dedications are displayed like graffiti on a sidestreet wall.
84. You're so sick of Town you go all the way up North just to see a movie. so true.
85. You can sing the Woodrose Spirit in three voices, thanks to Music class.
86. You make beso practically everyone you know.
87. You complain when you have a lot of workload and then complain when you have nothing to do.
88. You get so used to the workload you practically miss it during summer.
89. Your name is blared several times over the speaker phone when your ride is there.
90. You go to other classrooms and sit in while the teacher is teaching.
91. It takes forever to load a webpage in the IMC.
92. It's all about who wins the cheering competitions during Family Day.
93. You're constantly thinking of new ways to get past the guard at the gate.
94. When the guard asks where your ride is, you just point at a car nearest you.
95. The reason why you aren’t paying attention in class is because you are too busy counting all your teacher's barok words or cutting your split ends or trying to fall asleep with your eyes open.
96. Line formation in the morning is gathering around the quadrangle.
97. "Today is the birthday of...."; "Debate/soccer/volleyball/softball meeting at the..." ; "Juniors (specifically batch 09), why are you so noisy?" are what you hear every morning during line formation.
98. You need not to look very far for a mirror in class.
99. It seems like it was just yesterday when you walked the halls of the Grade School building as a first-grader.
100. "In herself alone, she is more important than all the hundreds of other roses; Because it is she that I have watered; Because it is she that I have put under the glass globe; Because it is she that I have sheltered behind the screen; Because it is for her that I have killed the caterpillars; Because it is she that I have listened to, when she grumbled or boasted, or even sometimes when she said nothing... because she is my rose" - Antoine de Saint Expury.
shit we are seniors now. :|
2. The washroom becomes your chismis headquarters.
3. You complain when it's too hot; you complain when it's too cold.
4. There's probably more than one person in school that has the same top/jacket/dress/shoes as you that you got from Zara/Mango/Topshop.
5. You hate the thought of wearing your gala.
6. You go to confession regularly every week.
7. You space out during meditation.
8. You think that everything they sell in school is a rip off - sanitary napkins, soimai, Chuckie. DAMN STRAIGHT!
9. Right after a class, you hang out by the bench. Yes the Bench were all bonding happens...
10. You change the temperature of the aircon even though you're not supposed to.
11. You panic when the projector doesn't work before a presentation. This is why I bring my own LCD projector. hahahaha.
12. You're not allowed to photocopy notes in the school bookstore without a teacher's note. Hehe on more than one occasion, I've convinced the Ate to let me photocopy without a note. :D:D:D:D
13. You were a jacket to school just to prevent not wearing a sando.
14. You wear nailpolish to school.
15. You can't resist posing for a camera.
16. "Ayem veri happee..." Gotta love fr. Lisa!
17. You run away when you see Mrs. Aquino or Mrs. Adajar because a. you don't have sando, b. your nails are painted, or c. you're wearing ankle socks. ALWAYS ANKLE SOCKS!
18. You have your own table in the canteen and no one is allowed to sit there except your barkada.
19. You greet teachers but stop without even saying their last names.
20. On a day when you have school and others don't, you complain like there's no tomorow.
21. Whenever it's someone's birthday, you tell each of your teachers as they enter the classroom and sing Happy Birthday To You over and over to waste time.
22. The guard who won't let you out the gate becomes your enemy.
23. You're sexually inappropriate with your friends but swear you're not a lesbian. HAHAHAAHAH!!!
24. You bring your ipod and speakers and use it for playing music when there's no teacher -- never mind that P.E. was a few days ago. hahahahahaha
25. Your top excuse for begging of P.E. is dysmonerrhea.
26. You do something stylish with the team jerseys during P.E.
27. You strip in front of your classmates.
28. You can talk about your period (and more!) without blushing.
29. You eat your lunch during Recess and catch up on our homework or study for a quiz during lunch then complain you're hungry.
30. Your parents don't understand that you're practically nocturnal.
31. You know better than to argue with Ms. Frim because you'll just end up getting frustrated.
32. Your blouse and skirt have textile pain on it.
33. You sit (or lie down) on the teacher's table when there's no teacher.
34. You wear your skirt so low on the hips that the top of your underwear is seen.
35. You wear printed bras under your blouse.
36. You try to go to mass on the first Friday of the month.
36. You have worn the same uniform since the sixth grade.
37. You French your nails with Liquid Paper or paint them with highlighters.
38. You draw tattoos on your hand.
39. Your blackboard is actually a piece of plywood painted green.
40. A deck of cards is considered contraband.
41. You want to burn the SRA Box.
42. There's always a spare guitar in the classroom and you jam with your class when there's no teacher.
43. You don't really study during "study period". Instead, you roam around the school grounds - eating, camwhoring or making kwento.
44. You don't memorize. You "familiarize".
45. You nibble during H.E. cooking class.
46. Before interschool soccer/softball games or debates, your school team is the only one that prays before each match.
47. You say "Hello!?!?!" so many times in a day it's practically subconscious.
48. You have about three sets of classmates with the same names and a handful more with names that rhyme and quite a few with the same last names.
49. You call those silver clips "chuk-chuks".
50. When someone doesn't make sense, you go "Kroooo".
51. You can pray and sing in three different languages: English, Latin and Filipino.
52. Your collar is substitutied for tissue and table napkins.
53. You have mastered the art of dressing up in the classroom.
54. You simply stare at your teacher and raise an eyebrow when she says something stupid.
55. A regular day means having long tests, quizzes and suprise quizzes that turn your brain into pudding.
56. You pull an all-nighter just to finish a paper due the next day that was probably given a month ago. Always. It isn't a paper unless I did it the night before.
57. You share everything with your barkada.
58. You know the difference between Esse and Essence.
59. You watch TV shows on the projector. Gossip Girl, anyone?
60. You can't resist passing by one of those tinted windows without looking at yourself.
61. The teachers get mad when you sit unappropriately during class.
62. You go "mmmmmmm" a lot.
63. You don't get the point of writing a reflection after meditation when Ms K said that it was okay if we don't listen.
64. You bring two blue ribbons to school - one for your uniform, another to tie your hair with.
65. You sometimes come to school with Starbucks in your hand.
66. You call your friends "guys" even if they're not.
67. You've never experienced a fire or an earthquake in your years in Woodrose.
68. You speak faulty Tagalog.
69. You're not very good in basketball.
70. You get emotional over the littlest, stupidest memories of the "good old days."
71. You talk to your tutor like she's your best friend.
72. You spend so much time in the clinic, the nurse and Dra. know who you are.
73. You think drug tests add stress to your life.
74. You prank call people using the telephone in the registar's. GRADESCHOOL!!!
75. You go to the washroom to warm your hands in the hand drier.
76. You miss the vendo machine & the vendo queen.
77. You talk to your Filipino teacher in English and she doesn't mind. NOT WITH GNG!
78. You get so obsessed over UAAP games, TV shows and celebrities.
79. You vandalize the brick walls in the classroom.
80. You wear guys' shirts during Intrams practice.
81. You only look forward to being a junior or senior because of prom night.
82. You call the green tables "Rockwell".
83. Upon flipping over your collar, doodles, I-Love-____ 's, and dedications are displayed like graffiti on a sidestreet wall.
84. You're so sick of Town you go all the way up North just to see a movie. so true.
85. You can sing the Woodrose Spirit in three voices, thanks to Music class.
86. You make beso practically everyone you know.
87. You complain when you have a lot of workload and then complain when you have nothing to do.
88. You get so used to the workload you practically miss it during summer.
89. Your name is blared several times over the speaker phone when your ride is there.
90. You go to other classrooms and sit in while the teacher is teaching.
91. It takes forever to load a webpage in the IMC.
92. It's all about who wins the cheering competitions during Family Day.
93. You're constantly thinking of new ways to get past the guard at the gate.
94. When the guard asks where your ride is, you just point at a car nearest you.
95. The reason why you aren’t paying attention in class is because you are too busy counting all your teacher's barok words or cutting your split ends or trying to fall asleep with your eyes open.
96. Line formation in the morning is gathering around the quadrangle.
97. "Today is the birthday of...."; "Debate/soccer/volleyball/softball meeting at the..." ; "Juniors (specifically batch 09), why are you so noisy?" are what you hear every morning during line formation.
98. You need not to look very far for a mirror in class.
99. It seems like it was just yesterday when you walked the halls of the Grade School building as a first-grader.
100. "In herself alone, she is more important than all the hundreds of other roses; Because it is she that I have watered; Because it is she that I have put under the glass globe; Because it is she that I have sheltered behind the screen; Because it is for her that I have killed the caterpillars; Because it is she that I have listened to, when she grumbled or boasted, or even sometimes when she said nothing... because she is my rose" - Antoine de Saint Expury.
shit we are seniors now. :|
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